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CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?  FOR JUST A FEW BONES YOU WILL.  CHECK OUT MY PRICES FOR SERVICE THAT'S GUARANTEED TO PLEASE...

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NAPPY TIME

Hey now, no funny business!  But seriously, who wouldn't want to cuddle with such an adorable pooch?  For just a bone more, I'll even let ya rub my belly!

FLAVOR CONSULTING

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I'll eat anything - ANYTHING.  Got a new flavor dog food or treat and need an expert opinion?  How 'bout that recipe you're thinking about surprising the family with?  2 bones for tasting meat treats, 3 for veggies, and 4 for wood or plastic.

DRIVE-BY PEE-PEE

I'm the best shot in the business.  You name it: car tires, human legs, even cats.  At only 3 bones a shot, it's a steal!

PORCH POO

Forget flowers.  Nothing sends a message like a nice warm pile o' poo left on the doorstep of a friend or family member.  For very special occasions, and a bone more, I'll even light it for ya!

PEOPLE CHOMPS

Ankles are my specialty.  I can take down the toughest tough-guy when I sink my teeth into 'em.  And with my 4 foot vertical jump, there's no place worth biting that I can't reach!

VARMINT EXTERMINATION

More frightening than a scarecrow, more powerful than a can of RAID, I chase off bugs, birds, squirrels, opossums, raccoons, and even teenagers. 

WEDDING SINGER

I do more than just howl at the moon.  I can sing baby!  All the hit's of the 80's, the blues, the King, even a ballad or two.  Gimme 3 bones and an open bar and I'll make your special night complete.

STUD SERVICE

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